Friday, January 25, 2008

What a deal......

This notorious building has been rented to crackhead after crackhead after crackpot after dealer after "tinkerers" after crackheads after crackpots after....well, you get the point, eh? Every time someone is kicked out of there, it's in worse shape than before and the landlord(you all should know who I'm talking about by now) does nothing to upkeep, upgrade, upscale.... just up yours, basically. The last tenants were busted, four cop cars for four hours there, I hear. We weren't home. And the truckloads of filth and waste hauled out of there after. Gross, but not the first time...nor the second, third, fourth or fifth. It's been "for sale" for a while. It's been "sold" a number of times. He holds the lease and when the new "owners" default, well, he steals the building back. Only it's not stealing. It's criminal, but it is not illegal. And he's been asking a lot for it, considering it's a hole. But wait, what is that sign?!?
Blow out pricing!!!! What a steal...er, deal. $300,000.
That's the price of a hole these days.
Do you think he'll throw in those two toilets there that have been sitting out there for weeks? Cuz, dang, that would surely seal the deal for somebody.
Any takers?








2 comments:

Olly said...

So that's what that sign says. That corner lot would be great if they would rip that horrible building down. What's going on with Spanglish? I haven't driven down your road in a while.

FOUR DINNERS said...

Have the toilets got anything to do with the words 'blow out'? Just put me in mind of the reaction many have to a very hot chicken vindaloo curry the next morning
;-)